Waterpark is that way, bitch

Ah, Kansas City in the summer time. This is when the pride of Kansas City really shines: fountains. From the Country Club Plaza to Kauffman Stadium to Crown Center the fountains are in full spray. Of course only the latter offers a place for children to run through the fountains as a unique way to enjoy downtown KC. See picture below for an example of normal kids having normal fun.



Isn't that just special? Yes, it is. You know what's not special? The retarded grandma at the corner of 75th and Wornall letting her grand daughter play in the fountain in front of the flag pole. First of all, you're at the corner of 75th and Wornall. You are seven fucking miles from Crown Center where that behavior is considered acceptable. SEVEN! Secondly, you're letting your 6 or 7 year old play on the corner of a mother fucking intersection in her bathing suit while you sit on a park bench facing THE OTHER FUCKING DIRECTION! What the fucking fuck!?! Maybe you were too busy talking to voices in your head because you're clearly way the fuck out there on cat-lady island.

Also, playing in the fountain. There is no confusion this time. This isn't like the trash situation. It's just THE fountain. There are a few puny jets coming out of one spot in the ground. Hey grandma, it's there to decorate the fucking flag pole, not for you to put your grand daughter on display in the same community a large rapist lived. I got news grandma, you can't turn your back to the fountain and expect to smell a predator coming. Not every crazy person is retarded enough to roll around in gasoline. They caught that guy, and the chances of someone copy catting that fuckwad are about a bajillion to one.